Our newest addition to the zoo is this pesky little thing. Apprently, we have managed to make it to the most esteemed cat-lady repute in the village (think: old hags with hair rollers and a shower caps on). This vagrant was left at our doorstep by who knows who in a box with some rags to keep him warm . Majen called him Dexter after the TV character who is like the Robin Hood of the serial killing scene. Dexter the cat could never live up to Dexter the killer of serial killers, though. The cat is a hundred times more sloppy and without finesse than the TV character. He tumbles around all by his lonesome, bites all electrical cords he can find falls on his behind while climbing the stairs, poops everywhere and the cat s.t.i.n.k.s. no matter how often you wash him. Urgh, i tell you, the cat's disgusting. and it doesn't help at all that his favorite time to bite your toes and legs is when you're slaving away at your computer willing your creative juices to flow like a squeezed turmeric plant.
No, I don't like cats at all. And we have lots already. So please, if anyone would like to adopt this little thing, send me a message. We'd still like him to be in good hands 'coz okay, I admit, he's also cute and endearing in his own weird kind of way...
A confession: Majen is actually not sure whether to let Dexter go but she already has her Mootzie Bear, the original Queen Bitch who once had exclusive rights of her kingdom that is our flat, but now is being overshadowed and provoked by the little one. Also, she already bewails of spending PhP 200.00 plus weekly for cat food alone. Majen, for Mootzie Bear, Dexter must go. Mwahahaha (evil laugh).
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